THIS IS MY FIRST PUBLIC POST OF THIS YEA
R WHAT THE FUCK?
FUCKADELICLICKLICKLICKLICKKKKKK MY As ARE OVER WTH IT'S OVER LIKE IT'S REALLY O
VER AS IN OVER AS IN LINDSAY LOHAN OVER O
VER? GAHHHH I FEEL SO LIBERATED FROM THE RINGS OF THOSE IDIOTI
C FILES AND THE CHAINS, THE CHAINS, THE CHAINS OF STUDIES.
Shit i sound like the Ting Tings. SO SHUT UP AND LET ME GO.
Argh.
But before i can even bask in the euphoria of post-As, i will be unceremoniously parcelled to Incredible India later tonight. This is absurb. I do not even have the time to be a gracious guest and learn the local language (watever that is, I don't even know!)
Let's assume it's Hindi.
Without any prior knowledge of Hindi, how am I supposed to communicate my wishes for "the cow that is blocking my way to be led away, thank you." And HOW am i supposed to understand the farmer's reply of "No in India, the cow is never in your way. You have merely strayed into it's holy path." I am going to be abandoned on some tuk-tuk, transported to a square to be pelted with pink powder, and then sent to the wrong hotel with the driver still furiously nodding as if he knows where he's going a la AMAZING RACE.
Such short preparation time is not the worse, I must say. No, the worse is that I am joining a tour group filled with the OLD and LIFELESS (metaphorically of course). According to current sources, the only people close to my age group is 1.) my brother 2.) three 20+ "youths" (but seriously, being 20+ and joining a package tour simply reeks of "too old for one's good"). So now apart from communicating with the good people of India, I have to make small talks with the aged. It's like a one week Chinese New Year visit, what the hell.
iPod, you are my best friend on this trip, so do not disappoint me in any way, including running out of battery constantly or shuffling the worst songs repeatedly back to back, which will lead to the former case of battery running out constantly.
As a sidenote, I must praise our school's China Studies department for preparing their students adequately for the examinations. Despite the CSE department being a ONE MAN WONDER OPERATION, it has definitely surpassed many other departments in exam preparation (say, maybe, the geography one? Just SAYING.)
I thought that I should stop friends-locking all my posts since i am now out of any official schooling. Then i look at the above paragraph and I hesitate. Neither do I want the whole school to know I got 32/40 for my Chemistry MCQ (to u: yes a lot of people know lol). But I decided I shall take a risk because I am now still in post-As delusion and I might even go torch a dustbin "for the fun of it". No of course I won't.
Anyway I shall end off by 1.) giving a little prayer that my prom attire lies in good hands (more particularly on the taste of Songping, Huitian and Sharon) and 2.) wishing all the lit students in my class good luck in the upcoming paper, more notably Marilyn, Sarah, Yiming, Songping and Yufeng. No not anything special, but because 5 of you are the only classmates on my Friends List. HAHA. And the other LITters like Lilong, Choonyen, Darrell, Daryl, Yonghao and Jerry blahblah. Rui An will not get my luck because he does not require it. No, seriously.
( It's time for some music recommendation! )